Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues 
and it makes him sad Brings him down 
But not down enough to have the blues 

He's too white to have the blues 
He thinks he should be black to have the blues 
He's too green to sing the blues 
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues 

Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough 
You say your life is hard 
Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard 

Don't play me for a fool. 
Your dad wasn't traded for a mule. 
Do you know what I mean 
Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream

You ain't black and you ain't blind 
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind 
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze 
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues 

Ken is struck in a wheel chair 
His spine is bent beyond repair 
He's not singin' the blues 
and you never even ? of a ? excuse 

So at school you might have failed 
But there's men being raped in jail 
They should be singing the blue 
and I'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues 

You ain't black and you ain't blind 
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind 
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze 
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues 

He's too white to have the blues 
He thinks he should be black to have the blues 
He's too green to sing the blues 
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues 

It's ok, so don't be sad 
that your not sad 
cause your still rad 
to me 

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues 
and it makes him sad Brings him down 
But not down enough to have the blues 

He's too white to have the blues 
He thinks he should be black to have the blues 
He's too green to sing the blues 
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues 

You ain't black and you ain't blind 
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind 
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze 
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues 

It's ok, so don't be sad 
that your sad 
cause your still rad 
to me 

You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose 
Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes 
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues