Intoxicated - the way I go through life 
Inebriated - and then I pay the price 
Designated drinker with a defected driver 
I can't find my keys must have left them inside her 
Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic 

I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it 
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am 
It's the last think I'll ask 
I just wanna live fast, diarrhea 
Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) 

Punk is what it is - until you're getting paid 
This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase 
They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad 
we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man 
I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics 

I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it 
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am 
It's the last thing I'll ask 
I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live 
fast! Diarrhea! (x3)